Screaming Mime

The Screaming Mime is a large adventurer’s tavern made by a retired adventuring company located down on the docks of Raven’s Bluff. The drinks are inexpensive and the food is of good quality making it popular and even though it is a large establishment the place is often full of patrons. Adventurers are always welcome and those returning from a grueling quest can often get a few drinks by recounting the story.

Standard prices are listed below (with a link below that to the descriptions in Pathfinder). On their first day back from an adventure characters get a 50% discount on meals and drinks by the mug/cup in addition to any purchased for them by other patrons listening to their stories. They continue to get a 20% discount for the next five days, then the prices go back to normal.

Item Price Weight
Absinthe (glass) 2 gp 1/4 lbs.
Absinthe (bottle) 20 gp 1-1/2 lbs.
Ale (mug) 3 cp 1 lb.
Ale (gallon) 1 sp 8 lbs.
Applejack (mug) 6 cp 1 lb.
Applejack (gallon) 3 sp 8 lbs.
Baijiu (bottle) 8 gp 2 lbs.
Banquet (per person/4 min) 8 gp
Bread 1 cp 1/2 lb.
Bufo (jug) 8 sp 2 lbs.
Cauim (gourd) 8 sp 2 lbs.
Caviar 40 gp 1/4 lbs.
Cheese 8 cp 1/2 lb.
Chocolate (bar) 4 gp 1/2 lb.
Coffee (cup) 1 cp 1/2 lb.
Dwarven stout (mug) 3 cp 1/2 lb.
Dwarven trail rations 1 gp 1-1/2 lbs.
Elven trail rations 1 gp 1 lb.
Fortune cookie 1 cp 1/4 lbs
Gnome trail rations 1 gp 1 lb.
Grog (mug) 1 cp 1/2 lb.
Haggis 5 cp 1-1/2 lbs.
Halfling trail rations 1 gp 1/2 lb.
Honey (jar) 8 sp 1/2 lb.
Ice cream 8 cp 1/4 lbs.
Jungle coffee (cup) 2 cp 1/2 lb.
Kahve (cup) 1 cp 1/2 lb.
Kumis (wineskin) 4 sp 1-1/2 lbs.
Maple syrup (jar) 8 sp 1/2 lb.
Mead (mug) 4 cp 1/2 lb.
Mead (gallon) 1 gp 8 lbs.
Meal (bread, turnips, onions) 3 cp 1 lbs
Meal (bread, chicken stew, carrots) 1 sp 2 lbs.
Meal (pastries, beef, peas) 2 sp 3 lbs.
Meat 2 sp 1/2 lb.
Milk 4 cp 1/2 lb.
Oldlaw whiskey (bottle) 15 gp 1 lb.
Orc trail rations 8 sp 1 lb.
Powdered milk 8 cp 1 lb.
Pulque (cup) 8 cp 1/2 lb.
Pulque (wineskin) 3 sp 2 lbs.
Rumboozle (cup) 8 cp 1/2 lb.
Sealord wine (bottle) 12 gp 1/2 lb.
Street meat 1 cp 1/2 lb.
Tea (cup) 1 cp 1/2 lb.
Tea, ceremonial (cup) 3 cp 1/2 lb.
Tepache (cup) 4 cp 1/2 lb.
Trail rations 3 sp 1 lb.
Travel cake mix 8 cp 1 lb.
Wandermeal (per day) 1 cp 1/2 lb.
Whiskey (cup) 8 cp 1/2 lb.
Wine, common (pitcher) 1 sp 6 lbs.
Wine, fine (bottle) 8 gp 1-1/2 lbs.
Yogurt 8 cp 1/2 lb.


Besides food, drink, and company the Screaming Mime has posting boards for help wanted, services available, and other sorts of news that might be of interest to adventuring types. Patrons of various sorts also send agents to the bar to seek adventurers or keep up on what other patrons are hiring adventurers for.

Secure Storage

The owners of the Screaming Mime have a large number of Chests they allow adventurers to use while out on adventures. A chest will hold up to 100 lb and an adventurer can keep one chest at the Screaming Mime. Theft from the chests is very rare and in the event a character dies the contents are given to their surviving party members. Should an entire party parish the owners will take the items possibly adding some to the adventurer themed displays in the bar.


The Screaming Mime is two stories tall and can handle around a hundred patrons depending on size, but has no lodgings. Between the original adventuring crew and staff that have joined them since the Screaming Mime serves food and drink at all hours of the day and night.

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